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They came in the night, came in the night
As I slept too sound from drink
My bride lay slain
Ready my axe, prepare for attack
By the break of day
My blonde hair will run red with blood
Follow their trail to a ship
And empty the lamps onto the deck
Set it afire! Set it afire!
Watch the cowards dive for their lives
I emerge from the shadows
And I exclaim, I proclaim
“I demand the blood of fifty men to quench my thirst.”
My axe, it glows, from crimson blows
Through bodies I clear paths; I am god’s wrath
The final battle is nigh; the villain raises her head up to the skies
And as we sink into the depths, the water is not what chokes his breath
I ride this flaming ship
To the pits of hell
I ride this flaming ship
Into the pits, to the abyss
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2. |
Fucking Huge
04:18
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Behold!
Two mortal souls
Will embark on an epic journey
Four hours long
Three boxes wide
Return the ring to the darkest mountain
Begin in the hills of the shire
The mountain path is treacherous with snow
Choose the caves in ground below
Dead silence, deadlier sounds
The wizard is lost, the party unbound
Make your way to the eye of fire
Beware the greed of men
Their hearts defiled
The journey is long
The cost is dear
Few will survive
Longbottom leaf will be required
To make it through to the final chapter
Do you want to trade?
You take the couch, i'll take the bed
I'm tired
Don't fall asleep
Don't fall asleep
We must face the spider queen
The orcs are at the wall
The battle to end them all
How can you get so tired
From sitting around all day
Just Tolkien and eating food
Trying to stay awake
The ring has been destroyed
Those birds are fucking huge
We saved the world
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3. |
Shark Week
03:21
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Save yourself from hell
Don't believe in it
If you sin, stand still
God is like a T-Rex
Sacrilege
For the win
Don't believe in germs
If you can't see them
Put some pennies in your mouth
Put some pennies in your mouth
Live each week like its shark week
Don't make a martyr of your happiness expecting
That someone up there is looking down on your intentions
Have fun out there
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That brown dog
Has got sunglasses on
She's the hottest bitch at the beach
Soaking up those rays
Sticking out that tongue
You don't know what you're doing to me
Now I can't help myself
I have to run my fingers through that mane
I must have you for myself
She's coming home with me
There's no leash
It's consensual
She's following
Lick my face
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5. |
Courage Journal
03:42
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Did my kingdom fade
Before it saw its rightful day?
Am I wasting away
Or living the dream?
It's hard to say
Cut out the light from the skies
And put it in my eyes
Set up the scene to look like I try
Every day is a fight
To postpone my plight
The dream of getting by for doing nothing
Get on your horse and ride
Into the sunset
I'll stay behind
And wait for my time to shine
Here comes the sound
Of scraping by
Of getting precisely what you need
To survive
I could pave my path
With the finest things
Wear the crowns of kings
If I felt like it
But I don't
Not yet
Here comes the sound
Of experience thusly
Pretending my squalor life
Isn't luxury
I'll do as I please
For as long as I please
And when it is time
To take what is mine
It will be mine
Cut out the light from the skies
And put it in my eyes
Set up the scene to look like I try
Every day is a fight
To postpone my plight
The dream of getting by for doing nothing
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6. |
Coexist or Disappear
04:36
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Every pretty girl I meet
Is subject to fantasy
Either you will or you won't, but
I'll still love you tonight
There's no less worth
Loving a man of girth
Don't let your chance pass
To lay down a beefy lass
Every pretty girl I meet
Could be my reality
Maybe I will or I won't, but
Either way you need to know
That I don't need your love
If you can't hang out with my friends
Don't let your chance pass
To lay down a beefy lass
We all want someplace warm to sleep
But I don't need your love
If you can't hang out with my friends
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