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1.
They came in the night, came in the night As I slept too sound from drink My bride lay slain Ready my axe, prepare for attack By the break of day My blonde hair will run red with blood Follow their trail to a ship And empty the lamps onto the deck Set it afire! Set it afire! Watch the cowards dive for their lives I emerge from the shadows And I exclaim, I proclaim “I demand the blood of fifty men to quench my thirst.” My axe, it glows, from crimson blows Through bodies I clear paths; I am god’s wrath The final battle is nigh; the villain raises her head up to the skies And as we sink into the depths, the water is not what chokes his breath I ride this flaming ship To the pits of hell I ride this flaming ship Into the pits, to the abyss
2.
Fucking Huge 04:18
Behold! Two mortal souls Will embark on an epic journey Four hours long Three boxes wide Return the ring to the darkest mountain Begin in the hills of the shire The mountain path is treacherous with snow Choose the caves in ground below Dead silence, deadlier sounds The wizard is lost, the party unbound Make your way to the eye of fire Beware the greed of men Their hearts defiled The journey is long The cost is dear Few will survive Longbottom leaf will be required To make it through to the final chapter Do you want to trade? You take the couch, i'll take the bed I'm tired Don't fall asleep Don't fall asleep We must face the spider queen The orcs are at the wall The battle to end them all How can you get so tired From sitting around all day Just Tolkien and eating food Trying to stay awake The ring has been destroyed Those birds are fucking huge We saved the world
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Shark Week 03:21
Save yourself from hell Don't believe in it If you sin, stand still God is like a T-Rex Sacrilege For the win Don't believe in germs If you can't see them Put some pennies in your mouth Put some pennies in your mouth Live each week like its shark week Don't make a martyr of your happiness expecting That someone up there is looking down on your intentions Have fun out there
4.
That brown dog Has got sunglasses on She's the hottest bitch at the beach Soaking up those rays Sticking out that tongue You don't know what you're doing to me Now I can't help myself I have to run my fingers through that mane I must have you for myself She's coming home with me There's no leash It's consensual She's following Lick my face
5.
Did my kingdom fade Before it saw its rightful day? Am I wasting away Or living the dream? It's hard to say Cut out the light from the skies And put it in my eyes Set up the scene to look like I try Every day is a fight To postpone my plight The dream of getting by for doing nothing Get on your horse and ride Into the sunset I'll stay behind And wait for my time to shine Here comes the sound Of scraping by Of getting precisely what you need To survive I could pave my path With the finest things Wear the crowns of kings If I felt like it But I don't Not yet Here comes the sound Of experience thusly Pretending my squalor life Isn't luxury I'll do as I please For as long as I please And when it is time To take what is mine It will be mine Cut out the light from the skies And put it in my eyes Set up the scene to look like I try Every day is a fight To postpone my plight The dream of getting by for doing nothing
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Every pretty girl I meet Is subject to fantasy Either you will or you won't, but I'll still love you tonight There's no less worth Loving a man of girth Don't let your chance pass To lay down a beefy lass Every pretty girl I meet Could be my reality Maybe I will or I won't, but Either way you need to know That I don't need your love If you can't hang out with my friends Don't let your chance pass To lay down a beefy lass We all want someplace warm to sleep But I don't need your love If you can't hang out with my friends

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Recorded and mixed by Dylan Wall at Club Sandwich
Mastered by Chris Hanzsek

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released July 4, 2008

Jeff Kirby - Guitar/Vocals
Josh Thomas - Bass
Tim Karman - Drums

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